Mark Thomson - The Scared Hitless

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Bats: R  Throws: R
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Rookie


Outlook:
As moody as a Junkyard Dog, when he slips into an episode of the “Nasties”, his demeanor and attitude will plummet. However, when things are on the up and up, his color commentary can become funny and often entertaining.

Pitching/Fielding:
Finding himself in the 3 or 4 slot in the pitching rotation could have him facing some of the weaker teams in the league, which could lead to some W’s. When he has control, posses some filthy throws, but when the control gets filthy, resorts to using some finely chosen words.

The leagues first Tiny-Tumbler graduate likes to show off his moves when fielding. Driving, rolling, and tumbling all around the field in order to make the plays.

Hitting:
When at the dish, Mark is always hungry for homers, as he swings so hard that he is often found sprinting to first in his socks. Becoming renowned for his rabid bat tosses, it has yet to be determined if the toss is faster and harder then the swing.

Walk-Up Anthem: Freaking Out by Adema


Fun Facts:
Survived 2 badger attacks.
Favorite Movie: Mermaid.






Player Statistics for season:

BATTING


PITCHING



Standings

American North W L
Glory Days 19 9
Friars 18 10
Shanghai Chuckers 16 13
Underdogs 10 18
American South W L
Wiff This 17 11
PF Flyers 35 16 13
The Sandlot 15 13
Hauses and Bauses 9 19
National North W L
The Scared Hitless 19 22 6
Firebirds 16 12
Kentucky Waterfalls 14 14
Ice Cold Pitchers 4 24
National South W L
Diablos 3 25 3
Graboids 15 15
5 Dollar Pitchers 10 18
Hall of Shamers 0 28
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