Mark Thomson - The Scared Hitless

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Bats: R  Throws: R
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Rookie


Outlook:
As moody as a Junkyard Dog, when he slips into an episode of the “Nasties”, his demeanor and attitude will plummet. However, when things are on the up and up, his color commentary can become funny and often entertaining.

Pitching/Fielding:
Finding himself in the 3 or 4 slot in the pitching rotation could have him facing some of the weaker teams in the league, which could lead to some W’s. When he has control, posses some filthy throws, but when the control gets filthy, resorts to using some finely chosen words.

The leagues first Tiny-Tumbler graduate likes to show off his moves when fielding. Driving, rolling, and tumbling all around the field in order to make the plays.

Hitting:
When at the dish, Mark is always hungry for homers, as he swings so hard that he is often found sprinting to first in his socks. Becoming renowned for his rabid bat tosses, it has yet to be determined if the toss is faster and harder then the swing.

Walk-Up Anthem: Freaking Out by Adema


Fun Facts:
Survived 2 badger attacks.
Favorite Movie: Mermaid.






Player Statistics for season:

BATTING


PITCHING



Standings

American North W L
Glory Days 28 14 8
Friars 11 7
Shanghai Chuckers 10 10
Underdogs 8 12
American South W L
PF Flyers 45 12 6
Wiff This 35 12 8
The Sandlot 10 12
Hauses and Bauses 7 13
National North W L
The Scared Hitless 21 18 4
Kentucky Waterfalls 12 8
Firebirds 10 10
Ice Cold Pitchers 2 18
National South W L
Diablos 5 18 2
Graboids 10 8
5 Dollar Pitchers 6 14
Hall of Shamers 0 20
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